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71 Amazingly Funny, Witty, and Inspiring Celebrity Money Quotes

August 14, 2017

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We live today in a society that exalts celebrities.  I thought it would be fun to collect some of the best celebrity soundbites from athletes to movie stars to Presidents and everyone in between.  Share in the comments which one was your favorite celebrity money quote!!

 

  1. Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don’t want..to impress people that they don’t like.

    -Will Rogers, actor

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  2. A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.

    -Jonathan Swift, essayist

     

  3. People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies.

    -Suze Orman, financial advisor

     

  4. I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

    -Steve Martin, actor

     

  5. An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.

    -Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father of US

     

  6. I will tell you the secret to getting rich on Wall Street. You try to be greedy when others are fearful. And you try to be fearful when others are greedy.

    -Warren Buffett, American investor

     

  7. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

    -Charles Dickens, writer

     

  8. I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for ten years.

    -Warren Buffett, American investor

     

  9. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

    -Yogi Berra, baseball catcher/manager

     

  10. Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.

    -Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father of US

     

  11. Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.

    -Ayn Rand, novelist

     

  12. Financial peace isn’t the acquisition of stuff. It’s learning to live on less than you make, so you can give money back and have money to invest. You can’t win until you do this.

    -Dave Ramsey, financial author

     

  13. Buy when everyone else is selling and hold until everyone else is buying. That’s not just a catchy slogan. It’s the very essence of successful investing.

    -J. Paul Getty, American Industrialist

     

  14. If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.

    -Henry Ford, American Industrialist

     

  15. How many millionaires do you know who have become wealthy by investing in savings accounts? I rest my case.

    -Robert G. Allen, investor

     

  16. Try to save something while your salary is small; it’s impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

    -Jack Benny, comedian

     

  17. The individual investor should act consistently as an investor and not as a speculator.

    -Ben Graham, investor

     

  18. I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

    -Thomas Jefferson, 3rd US President

     

  19. You must gain control over your money or the lack of it will forever control you.

    -Dave Ramsey, financial author

     

  20. Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

    -Zig Ziglar, author

     

  21. Never spend your money before you have it.

    -Thomas Jefferson, 3rd US President

     

  22. Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

    -Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father of US

     

  23. It’s not how much money you make, but how much money you keep, how hard it works for you, and how many generations you keep it for.

    -Robert Kiyosaki, American businessman and author

     

  24. Don’t tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value.”

    -Joe Biden, former Vice President of US

     

  25. If you have trouble imagining a 20% loss in the stock market, you shouldn’t be in stocks.

    -John Bogle, investor

     

  26. I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

    -Pablo Picasso, Spanish painter

     

  27. “Don’t Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold.”

    –Bob Marley, Jamaican singer-songwriter

     

  28. “Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it’s the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.”

    –John Waters, film director

     

  29. “I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, but it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes.”  

    –Oprah Winfrey, media proprietor

     

  30. “What good is money if it can’t buy happiness?”

    –Agatha Christie, novelist

     

  31. “Money is usually attracted, not pursued.”

    -Jim Rohn, American entrepreneur

     

  32. “Money is like muck—not good unless it be spread.”

    -Francis Bacon, former Lord Chancellor

     

  33. “Money can’t buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.”

    -Ronald Reagan, 40th US President

     

  34. “Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.”

    -Henry Fielding, novelist

     

  35. “If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.”

    -Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father of US

     

  36. “Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”

    -Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Governor of California/actor

     

  37. “If you stop at general math, you’re only going to make general math money.”

    -Former calculus student, Snoop Dogg, rapper

     

  38. “Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.”  

    -Robert De Niro, actor

     

  39. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”

    -Woody Allen, filmmaker

     

  40. “Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.”

    -Robin Williams, comedian/actor

     

  41. “Money doesn’t talk; it swears.”

    -Bob Dylan, Jamaican singer/songwriter

     

  42. “Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn’t got money.”

    -David Geffen, American business magnate

     

  43. “I always thought money was something just to make me happy. But I’ve learned that I feel better being able to help my folks, ’cause we never had nothing. So just to see them excited about my career is more of a blessing than me actually having it for myself.”

    -Kendrick Lamar, rapper

     

  44. “Success is having to worry about every … thing in the world, except money.”

    -Johnny Cash, singer-songwriter

     

  45. “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”

    -Joan Rivers, comedian

     

  46. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

    -Bob Hope, comedian

     

  47. “A man with money is no match against a man on a mission.”

    -Doyle Brunson, poker player

     

  48. “Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naïveté, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.”

    -Simon Cowell, television producer

     

  49. “I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn’t notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I’m letting him keep it. I’m saving money!”

    -Rita Rudner, comedian

     

  50. “Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.”

    -Satchel Paige, baseball player

     

  51. “Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.”

    -Will Smith, actor

     

  52. “I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I’m making like it’s the last time I’m going to make it.”

    -Eminem, rapper

     

  53. “I’ve seen so many people in this business that made a fortune. They get old and broke and can’t make any money. I tell you something… no one’s going to play a benefit for Jimmy Dean.”

    -Jimmy Dean, singer

     

  54. “God help me if I ever do another movie with an explosion in it. If you see me in a movie where stuff is exploding you’ll know I’ve lost all my money.”

    -Ben Affleck, actor

     

  55. “Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work.”

    -Jeff Foxworthy, comedian

     

  56. “When I decided to be a musician, I reckoned that that was going to be the way of less profit, less money. I was sort of giving up the idea of making a lot of money. It was what I loved to do. I would have done it anyway. If I’d had to work at Taco Bell I’d have still been out at night trying to play music.”

    -Tom Petty, musician

     

  57. “If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!”

    -William Shatner, Canadian actor

     

  58. “The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.”

    -Dana Carvey, actor

     

  59. “Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.”

    -Will Rogers, actor

     

  60. “I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.”

    -Kevin Bacon, actor

     

  61. “The best money advice ever given me was from my father. When I was a little girl, he told me, ‘Don’t spend anything unless you have to.'”

    -Dinah Shore, singer

     

  62. “My mom has always been my champion. She was very smart and grounded. She said, ‘Save your money. Pay your taxes. Don’t put everything in one basket,’ but she let me explore and be creative.”

    -Queen Latifah, rapper/actress

     

  63. “I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.”

    -Sammy Davis Jr., singer

     

  64. “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.”

    -Albert Einstein, theoretical physicist

     

  65. “I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.”

    -Judy Garland, singer/actress

     

  66. “I’m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.”

    -Brooke Shields, actress

     

  67. Money doesn’t make you happy. It just makes you feel better.

    –P. Diddy (Sean Combs), rapper

     

  68. Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool.’

    -Paul McCartney, singer-songwriter

     

  69. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

    -George Carlin, comedian

     

  70. celebrity money quotes“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.”

    -Groucho Marx, comedian/writer

     

  71. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

    -Earl Wilson, baseball player

 

 

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  1. Dave says

    August 14, 2017 at 5:48 am

    Thanks for sharing that list. That must have taken you quite a long time to compile. It is hard for me to select my favorite. They are all full of wisdom.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      Thanks Dave!! I tried to pick out some of my favorites. Who knew celebrities were so insightful 🙂

      Reply
  2. Matt @ Optimize Your Life says

    August 14, 2017 at 7:53 am

    I find the mix of quotes saying that money won’t bring happiness and the quotes essentially saying the opposite really interesting. Gotta admit that I laughed at the Arnold’s quote: “Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      That was definitely one of my favorite quotes. Made me laugh out loud for sure. It’s quite the character 🙂

      Reply
  3. Ms. Frugal Asian Finance says

    August 14, 2017 at 7:57 am

    These quote are so inspirational. I didn’t know #1 was from an actor. He must really have his finances put together given the temptation in showbiz.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:52 pm

      Hahaha…I feel like a lot of folks have been attributed to that quote over the years. Funny how it’s attributable to Will Rogers 🙂

      Reply
  4. Budget On a Stick says

    August 14, 2017 at 8:11 am

    Excellent list! I think the one that hits in on the nose the best is “Money doesn’t make you happy. It just makes you feel better.” –P. Diddy
    I know that is try with me. When we got out of debt and we had a decent net worth i wasn’t happy but I felt way better about our finances. Happiness came from feeling better and spending more time with my family without the stress on my mind.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      Thanks for sharing!!! I definitely agree money doesn’t buy happiness but it can take some of the stress off your finances 🙂

      Reply
  5. Jeff @ Maximum Cents says

    August 14, 2017 at 8:19 am

    My favorites are numbers 6 and 17 from Warren Buffett and Benjamin Graham. They are so important for investors to learn and keep remembering.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Thanks for sharing Jeff!!! They are two of the classic investors and people that should definitely be studied!!!

      Reply
  6. Brian says

    August 14, 2017 at 8:20 am

    Thanks for compiling the list. Does this mean Ben Affleck has lost all his money?
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Hahahahaha…I have no idea if this was pre-Batman or post but that’s a great question!!!

      Reply
  7. Leo T. Ly @ isaved5k.com says

    August 14, 2017 at 8:20 am

    “Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.”

    This quote speaks volumes to me. To put it in simple terms, money won’t be able to do anything for you unless you know how to use money working for you.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      Thanks for sharing Leo!!! That’s a classic quote from Ayn Rand is definitely seems applicable in this day and age.

      Reply
  8. Chelsea @ Mama Fish Saves says

    August 14, 2017 at 8:41 am

    Great list! Thanks for sharing. I love the one about Evian water, hilarious!
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Hahhaa…that one made me chuckle. I do wonder how long it took Evian to figure out what their name meant in reverse.

      Reply
  9. Mrs. Picky Pincher says

    August 14, 2017 at 9:35 am

    Bahaha, thanks for putting these together!
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Glad you enjoyed the list!!!

      Reply
  10. Cory @ Growing Dollars from Cents says

    August 14, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    “If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.”

    This statement by Henry Ford caught my eye.

    Money comes and goes. There’s no guarantee you’ll have the same amount of money forever. The only thing that you can rely on for support is knowledge from experiences you’ve encountered and that knowledge can give you the ability to do remarkable things.

    Money alone can’t do that.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:02 pm

      It’s amazing how many insightful quotes come from a generation ago that are still so applicable today. The more time moves on the more it remains the same 🙂

      Reply
  11. Paul says

    August 14, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Great list!

    Am I the first to recognize 1 ad 59 are the same? Do I win the prize 🙂
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      Hahaha…thanks Paul!!! I definitely missed that and have corrected it now 🙂

      Reply
  12. SMM says

    August 14, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Wow, I like number 5! It’s similar to what my government accounting teacher once said about the best investment you can make is with your education and will never suffer a loss 🙂
    Of course there are so many other good ones here, thanks for sharing!
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:03 pm

      Thanks for stopping by SMM!!! I definitely agree that education is one of the best investments you can make in life.

      Reply
  13. Mr Defined Sight says

    August 14, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    Wow this must have taken quite a long time to put together, bravo! I liked Johnny Cash’s quote. Just goes to show that there are far more things to this life besides money.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      I totally agree!!! What’s the point in gaining the world and losing everyone around you 🙂

      Reply
  14. Kris says

    August 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    All of these are great quotes. #20 stood out for me, you gain your knowledge through books and not worrying the size of your television.

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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:05 pm

      Hahahaha…I have wondered why books as entertainment increase your knowledge while TV as entertainment seems to drain your knowledge 🙂

      Reply
  15. Josh says

    August 15, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Doesn’t matter what topic. Will rogers and Yogi Berra are two of my favorite quotables.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      Hahhaa…Yogi is definitely my favorite. He was one of the most quotable, likable people in baseball history 🙂

      Reply
  16. fibythecommonguy says

    August 15, 2017 at 10:20 am

    Good List. I really liked #4 by Steve Martin:
    I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Steve Martin has a great sense of humor. Definitely made me laugh when I read that one.

      Reply
  17. Belle says

    August 15, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I really appreciate number 41!
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      Glad you enjoyed the list 🙂

      Reply
  18. Lily He-Prudhomme says

    August 15, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Great list Mr. MSM. I’m definitely stealing some of these.

    Eminem thinks like me! Eminem is a dream boat
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      Hahahahaha…glad you enjoyed!!!

      Reply
  19. Jason@Debt Reckoning says

    August 15, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Great list! It’s hard to do much better than that first one by Will Rogers.
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      Hahaha…that’s why it’s number one 🙂

      Reply
  20. Amy @ Life Zemplified says

    August 15, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Too many great quotes to pick a fav but #7 says a lot!

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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 15, 2017 at 9:17 pm

      Glad you enjoyed the list Amy!!!

      Reply
  21. RichestManInLondon (@RichestManInLDN) says

    August 18, 2017 at 9:22 am

    wow great list! thanks for putting it together 🙂
    my favourte is number 5

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    • RichestManInLondon (@RichestManInLDN) says

      August 18, 2017 at 9:23 am

      favourite*
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    • Mustard Seed Money says

      August 18, 2017 at 10:13 pm

      Glad you enjoyed the list!!!

      Reply

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